we’re cute in french class
i don’t care, as long as you go in
ugh:
WHATJ
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Kim Kardashian:
I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
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America:
Well sure why not?
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Britney Spears:
I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
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America:
Whatever you want!
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Carmen Electra:
I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
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America:
Okay, sounds like fun!
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Gay couple:
We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
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America:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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omg earthquake!!!!
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flood is coming!!
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omg water is in my house
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nO NOT MY COMPUter
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it's ok i have service on my phone guys
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OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
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aw a fireman is here
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he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
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i ship it omg
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otp; i know how to save a life
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whoa the earth is like breaking open
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byE
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me:
does 5 minute work out
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me:
expects drastic changes
bbc sherlock is like the amy pond of fandoms or something
getting by during the long wait by making fanart and telling stories and biting psychiatrists
who doesn’t want to get paid for being happy while hugging fruit.
me doing homework
This could be a rap song
